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Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.05.24 08:15:00 -
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Popping into a **** thread (thanks for linking it on an irrelevant blog, Gevlon!) to say:
You're going to have to offer a lot more than 20b to get people to flip sides and awox a titan. That's not even the cost of a properly fit titan, and awoxing one when you were previously not going to do so would mean your complete blacklisting from the entire CFC, all your friends, and so on.
You have to understand the monetary costs of social connections. You're going to need a much larger bounty. Otherwise, you're basically just donating 20b to PL the next time they trap a super moving through lowsec. You may as well just give PL 20b out of the goodness of your heart and rest assured knowing they are going to trap and kill CFC supercaps because that is what PL does.
Edit: Oh, and I don't know if I'd characterize people laughing at your rampant stupidity and willful denseness as "tears." I mean, you could, but it would be inaccurate. Tears are when something like the Dara trap happens, or when PL steamrolls the CFC with drone assist. There has to be something actually at stake in order for tears to be generated, and so far all of your Grr Goons projects have yet to put something at stake on either side.
Want to generate tears? Found an alliance, dump every penny you have into it, and invade GSF home territory using every exploitable tactic you can find.
Unfortunately, that involves being social enough to understand how to run an alliance at sov-level, which you have shown you can't do not only once (TEST), but twice (Lemmings).
I genuinely want you to succeed in damaging goons, because to an outside observer like myself the tumult that accompanies true warfare is fascinating and fun to observe. All you are doing is whacking the goons in the legs with a small stick. They laugh at you, put you back in your high chair, and pat you on your little head before going off to get in a street brawl with PL. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.05.25 03:12:00 -
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Savnire Jacitu wrote:Gevlon wheel, Gevlon deal.
You want deal?
With Gevlon, you wheel? You deal! Gah hah!
Many deal...many thanks! Gah hah!
Thread over. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.05.27 02:33:00 -
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I would've used that 20b to fund a few dozen roams for fun and pleasure and explosions, but that's just me. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.05.27 09:26:00 -
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So he can't be wardecced and his assets attacked. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.06.09 00:54:00 -
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Ultimately, it doesn't matter about his numbers, because Gevlon is relevant in one area thanks to his spending: comedy.
If he wants to continue wasting money, fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of both warfare and social connections, and misconstruing these things as victories, then more power to him. It results in threads like this - 20 pages of nonstop stupid to laugh at - and I can't argue with that result. That's money well-spent. Even if all the stupid is coming from him.
I don't think any other player in EVE has made me laugh as much as Gevlon. Especially when he compared me to a serial killer. That was pretty great. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.06.10 22:49:00 -
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Eagerly awaiting Gevlon's next blog post where he claims yet again that this thread is "full of tears." |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.06.11 10:26:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Succendus Tegimens wrote:Eagerly awaiting Gevlon's next blog post where he claims yet again that this thread is "full of tears." Why should I post the obvious? Also, do RAZOR hauls in the new deep space transports or do they have JFs left?
I wouldn't know, I'm not in the CFC.
(also lol) |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.06.17 11:50:00 -
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This thread keeps delivering. I just can't stop reading it. Gevlon's tears and forum-warrioring and purposeful misconstruing of data is just too amazing. I couldn't be this bad at statistical analysis if I tried, but then again I actually know stats.
I wish this thread could be stickied. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.06.19 07:38:00 -
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So how about that titan bounty? |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.02 10:48:00 -
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Ten new pages, all of them gold.
Highlights: Xenuria popping in and saying things like he's even remotely relevant to the conversation. Gevlon saying that "fun" can't be quantified (it can; there is a reason there are things such as user satisfaction surveys) and therefore it's irrelevant (it's not). Still no dead titan.
I guess Gevlon did give us this amazing, hilarious thread, so he's done something fun in his time in New Eden. |
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Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.04 10:07:00 -
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Here's a question: has anybody "de-whored" Gevlon's contributions?
I mean, it's only fair. Compare the amount of money Gevlon gives to an organization in a month with its overall budget, then "dewhore" the killboard results. It's only logical; apply the "dewhoring" algorithm to yourself as well as others.
But then he wouldn't be able to claim responsibility for all those kills he had no influence on. Curses. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.04 11:02:00 -
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Are all Marmite players this bad at being funny, or just you two?
If you're gonna shitpost, at least shitpost with quality. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.04 13:52:00 -
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Sol epoch wrote:Succendus Tegimens wrote:Are all Marmite players this bad at being funny, or just you two?
If you're gonna shitpost, at least shitpost with quality. Are all alts as bad as you on the KB? at least post with your main if you have any quality that is.
This is my main.
Also, try harder. Put up some kind of fight. I know you don't in EVE, the least you could is do so on the forums.
PS: How about that titan kill? Has it happened yet? |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.04 14:47:00 -
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Still waiting. |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.05 00:00:00 -
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I've never seen the movie Titanic. Is it as good as people say? |
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
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Posted - 2014.07.06 08:01:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Radric Davids wrote:Makes me so happy to see how much time Gevlon spends linking scores of 500m killmails which are reimbursed fully Do you mean that the alliance wallet is hurt? Last week the slogan was that the alliances are unaffected, just idiots lose their individual assets.
Those funds are set aside for SRP, most likely, which means that they are already marked down as losses on the alliance ledger. |
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